Haircuts You Have Always Wanted to Give Your Child

…but maybe it’s for the best you didn’t have the guts to. Here are some of the funniest kids hairstyles, courtesy of some misguided parents.

Whether we’re talking about vintage dos or modern mayhem, we’ve found some of the worst haircuts for kids below. (Psst, see if you can spot celebrity guest baby Zac Efron!)

1. The Mullet

Who doesn’t want their kid to look like a 70s pop idol? (Also, that sequined cummerbund is the boldest fashion choice we’ve ever seen.)

2. The Afro

To quote Mean Girls, “Her hair’s so big because it’s full of secrets.”

3. Beard Tails

It’ll tide the bub over till they start growing hair of their own.

4. The Baby Hawk

Every mama’s done this to their bub at bath time.

5. The Double Mullet

For when one just isn’t enough.

6. The Crimp

And yes, that is baby Zac Efron.

7. Half And Half

“I woke up like this.”

8. The Mushroom

We’d be shooting death glares too.

9. The Helmet

A.K.A. Why you shouldn’t take your style tips from Jim Carrey.

10. The Family Mullet

Glorious.